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David Letterman's Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle
Posted December 31, 2003

#10. Being told to "Think Outside The Box" when you're in a @#$%?* box all day long.

#9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.

#8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.

#7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese!

#6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

#5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

#4. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

#3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds and some even have windows.

#2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you....

And the Number 1 Drawback to Working in a Cubicle:

You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.



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